"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." ~ Groucho Marx
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields
“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today." ~ Herman Wouk
"Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street." ~ Jay Leno
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer." ~Author Unknown
“Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” —Samuel L. Jackson
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for plastic surgery." ~ Joan Rivers
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.” — Satchel Paige
“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.” – Steve Martin
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous
“If you think money doesn’t grow on trees, you ain’t checking every limb.” – Chamillionaire
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
“Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.” — Steven Wright
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
"It’s easy to meet expenses, everywhere we go, there they are." ~ Anonymus
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
"Don’t stay in bed unless you make money in bed." ~ George Burns
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“If there is a WILL, there are 500 relatives.” – Anonymous
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
“What’s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.” – Anonymous
“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy beer." ~ Gary Reilly
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
"We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~ Unknown
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
“It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.” – Family Guy
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache” – Mae West
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
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