“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single” — Billy Crystal
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
“When I was young I thought money was the most important thing in life; now that I’m old, I know it is." ~ Oscar Wilde
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
"It’s easy to meet expenses, everywhere we go, there they are." ~ Anonymus
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy beer." ~ Gary Reilly
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
“If there is a WILL, there are 500 relatives.” – Anonymous
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
"Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due." ~Author Unknown
"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.” —Addison H. Hallock
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
"Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. Do you know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
"I put a dollar in one of those changed machines. Nothing changed." ~ George Carlin
"Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money." ~ Anonymous
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.” – Steve Martin
“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.” — Satchel Paige
"Most people work just hard enough to not get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit." ~ George Carline
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single.” – Billy Crystal
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
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