"Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate." ~ Mark Twain
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.” – Steve Martin
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with." ~From a Washington Post word contest
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back." ~Author Unknown
“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin” –Mark Twain
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
"We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~ Unknown
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown
"Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street." ~ Jay Leno
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
“I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention." ~Ron Kittle
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.” — Steven Wright
"Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due." ~Author Unknown
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?” — Milton Berle
“Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." ~ Herbert Hoover
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
“Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” —Samuel L. Jackson
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind." ~Kay Ingram
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
"If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars." ~ J. Paul Getty
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason
“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
“I am having an out of money experience." ~Author Unknown
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
"It’s easy to meet expenses, everywhere we go, there they are." ~ Anonymus
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.” – Rebecca Johnson
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
“Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.” —Tom Snyder
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache” – Mae West
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
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