“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.” -Henny Youngman
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with." ~From a Washington Post word contest
“People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”—Joan Rivers
“Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence." ~Max Amsterdam
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.” – Rebecca Johnson
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
"Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. Do you know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
“Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." ~ Herbert Hoover
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
"Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it." ~ William Somerset Maugham
“If there is a WILL, there are 500 relatives.” – Anonymous
“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind." ~Kay Ingram
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." ~ J. Paul Getty
“The poor have more children, but the rich have more relatives.” – Unknown
"Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due." ~Author Unknown
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“I am having an out of money experience." ~Author Unknown
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
"Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street." ~ Jay Leno
“It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.” – Family Guy
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention." ~Ron Kittle
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy beer." ~ Gary Reilly
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.” — Satchel Paige
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?” — Milton Berle
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
“Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.” Max Asnas.
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
“Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.” - Taylor Meade
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money." ~ Henny Youngman
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