“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
"I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not." ~ Fran Lebowitz
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back." ~Author Unknown
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" ~ John Barrymore
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.” – Steve Martin
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
"Don’t stay in bed unless you make money in bed." ~ George Burns
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
“Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence." ~Max Amsterdam
"Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to go shopping." ~ Bo Derek
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
“Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.” —Tom Snyder
“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind." ~Kay Ingram
"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
"Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money." ~ Anonymous
"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.” – Rebecca Johnson
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for plastic surgery." ~ Joan Rivers
“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin” –Mark Twain
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
"Most people work just hard enough to not get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit." ~ George Carline
"Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate." ~ Mark Twain
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
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