“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“Monday should be optional.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
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