“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“Monday should be optional.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
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