“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
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