“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.”
– Arthur Darvill
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“Monday should be optional.”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
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