“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“Monday should be optional.”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
Go to BabaMail
