“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.”
– Arthur Darvill
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“Monday should be optional.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
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