“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
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