“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“Monday should be optional.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
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