“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”