“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.”
– Arthur Darvill
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
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