“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“Monday should be optional.”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
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