"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses."
- Thomas Dewar
"People should fall in love with their eyes closed."
- Andy Warhol
"The bravest thing that men do is love women." — Mort Sahl
"A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks." — Steve Martin
"Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X rays, but you know it's there." George Burns
"When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life."
- Richard Lewis
"I asked my dad once, ‘How did you and Mum stay married for 33 years?’ And he said, ‘Well, we never wanted to get divorced at the same time.'"
- Gwyneth Paltrow
"True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen." — Francois de la Rochefoucauld
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy but the Bible says to love your enemy."
- Frank Sinatra
"I love you in a way that's nauseating to others."
- Unknown
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." Charles M. Schulz, creator of Peanuts
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." — Albert Einstein
"Women love a self-confident bald man."
- Larry David.
"Between men and women, there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship."
- Oscar Wilde
"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't."
- Victor Borge
"I went out with a guy once who told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, 'I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.'"
- Chelsea Handler
"Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me, but then I remember I put up with you, so we're even." - Unknown
“A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.” - Phyllis Diller
"I can't make you love me, but I can fill my pantry with your favorite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75." — Rob Delaney
“I just want to be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.” - Dwight Schrute, 'The Office'
“I love you and I treasure you and ya bore me.” - Amy Santiago, 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'
"Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them."
- Bill Maher
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