"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." Charles M. Schulz, creator of Peanuts
"Love is being stupid together." - Paul Valery
"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it." - Henny Youngman
"As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: you can be right or you can be happy."
- Ralphie May
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." — Albert Einstein
"If she happens to fall, I’ll be there to laugh at first and then help her up afterwards." — J.A. Redmerski
“A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.” - Jane Austen, 'Pride and Prejudice'
"Love is sharing your popcorn."
- Charles Schultz.
"I like long romantic walks down every aisle at Target." - Unknown
"I love you in a way that's nauseating to others."
- Unknown
"Love is a lot like a toothache. It doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there."
- George Burns.
"Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage."
- Ambrose Bierce
"Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me, but then I remember I put up with you, so we're even." - Unknown
"My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside — Made in Taiwan."
- Leopold Fechner.
"I went out with a guy once who told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, 'I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.'"
- Chelsea Handler
"Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing."
- Natasha Leggero
“Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women; a little bit of support and a little bit of freedom.” - Jerry Seinfeld
"Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them."
- Bill Maher
"So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea." - King Jaffe Joffer, 'Coming to America'
“I just want to be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.” - Dwight Schrute, 'The Office'
"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments." - Chris Rock
“I love you and I treasure you and ya bore me.” - Amy Santiago, 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'
"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties." — Jules Renard
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