"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." — Albert Einstein
"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments." - Chris Rock
"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties." — Jules Renard
"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." — Erich Segal
"If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools."
- Katherine Mansfield
“Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women; a little bit of support and a little bit of freedom.” - Jerry Seinfeld
"It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes." Lucille Ball
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on." — Joan Rivers
"You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you’re married to a couch that burps." - Roseanne Barr
"I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth." — Chico Marx
"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses."
- Thomas Dewar
"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." – Jackie Mason
"Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener."
- Pauline Thomason
"When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life."
- Richard Lewis
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy but the Bible says to love your enemy."
- Frank Sinatra
"A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." — Cher
"There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomach." — Barbara Hower
“A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.” - Jane Austen, 'Pride and Prejudice'
"Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me, but then I remember I put up with you, so we're even." - Unknown
“I love you and I treasure you and ya bore me.” - Amy Santiago, 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'
"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby."
- Natalie Wood.
"Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome."
- Oscar Levant
"I don't remember, you looking any better... But then again, I don't remember you."
- John Mayer, 'Who Says'
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