"I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me"- Fred Allen.
"If you want to know the correct way to perform an exercise, the answer is: Whatever hurts most."
- Jason Love.
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself." —Mickey Mantle
“I like long walks especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
Fred Allen
“The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money"
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." —Fran Lebowitz
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." —Woody Allen
"Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!" - Tommy Smothers
“It’s a bit unnerving That doctors call what they do practice.”
Unknown
"Eating words has never given me indigestion." —Winston Churchill
"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigeratir are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all"- Joey Adams
"Health is merely the slowest way someone can die."
"There's lots of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it." - Josh Billings
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." —Erma Bombeck
"I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward." - John Mortimer
"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it." —Lily Toml
"Some people would fall in or out of love with you if you lose or gain a few kilos."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"I go to the gym three days a week. You have to or else - I don't want to be the guy that dies shoveling snow."
- Douglas Coupland
"Fitness: If it came in a bottle, everyone would have a great body."
- Cher.
"I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing."
- Marsha Doble
"Let's have a moment of silence for all those Americans who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle."
- Earl Blumenauer.
"You ever look for the remote control, but you can't find it, so you just decide, 'Ah, guess I'm not watching TV. I'm not gonna take two steps and turn it on myself. I'll go to the gym if I'm going to work out.'"
- Jim Gaffigan.
"The best abs exercise is five sets of stop eating so much..."
– Lazar Angelov
"When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away."
- Robert M. Hutchins.
"I can sympathize with people's pains but not with their pleasures. There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness." - Aldous Huxley
"Doctors are always working to preserve our health and cooks to destroy it, but the latter are the more often successful." - Denis Diderot
"Take the admission to the gym to avoid the admission to the hospital."
- Amit Kalantri
"Men scream and go crazy in the gym. I'm a silent workout partner, but when my adrenaline gets up, I talk trash."
- Fergie
"When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms, their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture."
- Douglas Coupland
“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”- Erik Satie
“Excercise? I thought you said extra fries.”
“Fond of doctors, little health, Fond of lawyers, little wealth.”
Proverb
"My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass." - Leslie Grimutter
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.”
Sammie
“I have removed all the bad food from my house, it was delicious.”
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." —Jackie Mason
"Never eat more than you can lift"- Miss Piggy.
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"I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets."- Dolly Parton
"Men make use of their illnesses at least as much as they are made use of by them." - Aldous Huxley
"Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches." - V.L. Allineare
"Many so-called spiritual people, they overeat, drink too much, they smoke and don't exercise. But they do go to church every week and pray 'Please help my arthritis. Please help me bring up my strength, make me young again.'"
- Jack LaLanne
"I only workout, because I really really like donuts."
- Unknown
"I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises."
- Neil Armstrong.
"My inner advisor is dying to heal me." - Astrid Alauda
“Anorexia is a disease not a fashion statement.”
Brooke
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." - Rodney Dangerfield
"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it." —Lily Tomlin
"My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." —Milton Berle
"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor"- Joan Rivers
"To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times." —Mark Twain
"My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." —Milton Berle
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