“Lots of people talk to animals... Not very many listen though... that's the problem.”
― A.A. Milne.
“If I'm ever being chased by a giraffe I'm gonna run into a place with low ceiling fans. Sorry, giraffe, but I gotta do what's best for me."
- Amber Tozer
“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”
- Ann Landers.
“My dog is a half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!”
- Craig Shoemaker.
“My favorite animal is steak."
- Fran Lebowitz
“I take my pet lion to church every Sunday. He has to eat.”
- Marty Pollio.
“In order to maintain a well-balanced perspective, the person who has a dog to worship him should also have a cat to ignore him.” —Peterborough Examiner, Canada
“To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you… They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.”
Bill Bryson
“Perhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can contain so much independence, dignity, and freedom of spirit. Unlike the dog, the cat’s personality is never bet on a human’s. He demands acceptance on his own terms.”
- Lloyd Alexander.
“My relationships with my cats have saved me from a deadly, pervasive ignorance.”
- William S. Burroughs.
“What does a snail say when he rides on the back of a turtle?
“Whee!”
- Will Durst
“I admit opening an alligator petting zoo was not the best idea, but I told the kids to be careful so there’s plenty of blame to go around.”
- John Lyon.
“What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job.”
- George Carlin.
“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”
- Kin Hubbard.
“You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.
- Jerry Seinfeld"
"Dogs never bite me. Just humans."
- Marilyn Monroe
“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham Lincoln
“Three rebels against the light: the thief, the adulterer, and the bat.”
- Hebrew Proverb.
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