“My favorite animal is steak."
- Fran Lebowitz
“A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.”—Orlando Aloysius Battista
“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.”
- Franklin P. Jones.
“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.”
- Mark Twain.
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
Winston Churchill
“My relationships with my cats have saved me from a deadly, pervasive ignorance.”
- William S. Burroughs.
“I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically, dogs think humans are nuts.”
- John Steinbeck.
“Never break a promise to an animal. They're like babies—they won't understand.”
― Tamora Pierc
“To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you… They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.”
Bill Bryson
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
“God in his wisdom made the fly, And then forgot to tell us why.”
- Ogden Nash.
“Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.”
- Max Eastman.
“There’s no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.”
- Wesley Bates.
“My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.” ~ Unknown
“The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.”
- Ambrose Bierce.
“If I could be half the person my dog is, I’d be twice the human I am.”—Charles Yu
“People teach their dog to sit; it’s a trick. I’ve been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.”—Mitch Hedberg
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
Ben Williams
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