“Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.”
- Sir Winston Churchill.
“I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.”
- Jarod Kintz.
“If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warm.”
- Alfred North Whitehead.
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.”
- Phil Pastoret.
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
Ben Williams
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
“If I could be half the person my dog is, I’d be twice the human I am.”—Charles Yu
“Lots of people talk to animals... Not very many listen though... that's the problem.”
― A.A. Milne.
“In order to maintain a well-balanced perspective, the person who has a dog to worship him should also have a cat to ignore him.” —Peterborough Examiner, Canada
“Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.”
- Adam Smith.
“You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’”—Dave Barry
“Three rebels against the light: the thief, the adulterer, and the bat.”
- Hebrew Proverb.
“If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.”
- Mark Twain.
“A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.”
- Hazel Nicholson.
“My friend was attacked by a duck. I yelled “duck!” to warn him, but it just made it worse.”
- Kelkulus.
“We’ve all done this because we’re so mature. You see a cow on the side of the road, stick your head out the window and go, “Mooooo!” Like we expect the cow to think, “Hey, there’s another cow, driving that car! How can he afford that?”
- Garry Shandling.
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
- Terry Pratchett.
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