“Always respect Mother Nature. Especially when she weighs 400 pounds and is guarding her baby.”
- James Rollins.
“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
- Mary Bly.
“My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.” ~ Unknown
“When an 85-pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad.”—Kristan Higgins
“A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well—almost.”—Charlotte Gray
“As wonderful as dogs can be, they are famous for missing the point.”—Jean Ferris
“Some of our greatest historical and artistic treasures we place with curators in museums; others we take for walks.”—Roger Caras
“Animals may be our friends, but they won’t pick you up at the airport."
- Bobcat Goldthwait
“I find that ducks’ opinion of me is greatly influenced by whether I have bread."
- Mitch Hedberg
“If I could be half the person my dog is, I’d be twice the human I am.”—Charles Yu
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
- Andy Rooney.
“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.”
- Sue Murphy.
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
- Groucho Marx.
“Never break a promise to an animal. They're like babies—they won't understand.”
― Tamora Pierc
“My friend was attacked by a duck. I yelled “duck!” to warn him, but it just made it worse.”
- Kelkulus.
“Saw a chameleon today so I'm assuming it wasn't a very good one." - Unknown Author
“I’ve never met an animal I didn’t like, and I can’t say the same thing about people.”
- Doris Day.
“A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.”—Helen Thomson
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