"At my age ‘getting lucky’ means walking into a room and remembering what I came in for." - Unknown
"There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it." - Patrick Moore
"Regrets are the natural property of grey hairs." - Charles Dickens
"It’s important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle." - Unknown
"I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap." - Bob Hope
"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down." - Leo Rosenberg
"Old age comes at a bad time." – San Banducci
“By the time you’re 80 years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.” —George Burns
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. - Mark Twain
"I’m so old that my blood type is discontinued." - Bill Dane
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