"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume control also turns to the left. - Jerry M. Wright
"There is still no cure for the common birthday." - John Glenn
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." – Bob Hope
“It’s like you trade the virility of the body for the agility of the spirit.” – Elizabeth Lesser
"I’m at that age where my back goes out more than I do." - Phyllis Diller
"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old." - Mark Twain
"Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday I will forget yours if you forget mine!" - Kate Summers
"You know you’re getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead." - John Mendoza
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen." - Mark Twain
"Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up." - John Wagner
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