"We must both, I’m afraid, recognise that, as we grow older, we become like old cars – more and more repairs and replacements are necessary." - C.S. Lewis
"There’s one advantage to being 102, there’s no peer pressure." - Dennis Wolfberg
"Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too." – Lionel Kauffman
“The older I get, the better I used to be.” – Lee Trevino
"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." - Sir Norman Wisdom
"As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer." - Robert Quillen"
"One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it’s such a nice change from being young." – Dorothy Canfield Fisher
"There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus, he does not believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus." - Bob Phillips
"Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere." – George Burns
“You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.” —Billy Arthur