"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down." - Leo Rosenberg
"I have successfully completed the thirty-year transition from wanting to stay up late to just wanting to go to bed." - Unknown
“The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary on it.” – Arthur Schopenhauer
"One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it’s such a nice change from being young." – Dorothy Canfield Fisher
"When you’re older, Friday means less parking spots." - Larry David
"I’m so old that my blood type is discontinued." - Bill Dane
"If you want to know how old a woman is then ask her sister-in-law." - Edgar Howe
"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume control also turns to the left. - Jerry M. Wright
"If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself." - Anonymous
“Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.” – Will Rogers
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