"In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn’t have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order." - Robert Brault
"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down." - Leo Rosenberg
"I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap." - Bob Hope
"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese." – Billie Burke
"I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often… but I’m well preserved." - Rose Kennedy
"As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer." - Robert Quillen"
“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” - Larry Lorenzon
“The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary on it.” – Arthur Schopenhauer
"All men are the same age." - Dorothy Parker
"I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you." – Andy Ronney
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