"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein