“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey