“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis