“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
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