“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens