“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
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