“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
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