"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
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