“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
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