"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown