"A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze."
— Stephen King
"I'm not sure what makes pepperoni so good if it's the pepper or the oni."
— Ulrik Stephens
“If you know how many cupcakes I’m holding behind my back I’ll give you both of them.”
― Unknown
“I thought about losing weight once, but I don’t like losing.”
― Unknown
“Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!”
― Madeline Oles
"I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food."
– Erma Bombeck
"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom."
— George Carlin
“Abs are temporary. Chocolate is forever.”
― Unknown
“Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.”
― Unknown
“When life hands you lemons, give them back. You deserve chocolate.”
― Unknown
“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.”
― Bill Murray
“A party without a cake is really just a meeting.”
― Julia Child
“I’m glad I don’t have to hunt my own food, I don’t even know where sandwiches live.”
― Unknown
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."
– George Miller
"Snack time heals all wounds."
— Bridger Winegar
“I’m like Pacman when I’m at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.”
― Unknown
“Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.”
― Dean Koontz
"Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It’s a grain. It’s like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem."
– James Patterson
"I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning."
– John Barrymore
“Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.”
― Unknown
“Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.”
― Amy Neftzger
“Everything goes better with tacos.”
― Rachel Caine
“I didn’t get this physique by not eating tacos.”
― Jon Tester
"I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food."
— Unknown
“I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.”
― Unknown
"Never eat more than you can lift."
— Miss Piggy
"Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We're supposed to be exercising."
— Meg Cabot
"Life is too short for self-hatred and celery sticks."
– Marilyn Wann
“I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.”
― Unknown
“Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.”
— Trixie Koontz
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