“I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.”
― Unknown
“Swiss cheese differs from Camembert by better ventilation.”
― Unknown
"A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze."
— Stephen King
“Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.”
― Unknown
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
— Mark Twain
“Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!”
― Unknown
"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook."
— Julia Child
“Abs are temporary. Chocolate is forever.”
― Unknown
“I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.”
― Unknown
"After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."
— Oscar Wilde
"Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos."
– Don Kardong
“If you know how many cupcakes I’m holding behind my back I’ll give you both of them.”
― Unknown
“There’s no “we” in ice cream.”
― Unknown
"A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do."
– P. J. O’Rourke
“Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
― Anthony Bourdain
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."
– George Miller
"Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face."
— Enrico Caruso
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
— Calvin Trillin
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again."
— George Miller
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
— Orson Welles
"If we shake out all of the crumbs from all of the keyboards in the world, we can end world hunger."
— Matthew Dolkart
“A party without a cake is really just a meeting.”
― Julia Child
"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."
— Joss Whedon
"The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!"
— Terry Moore
"If I hold a can of soda up to my ear and listen carefully, I can hear my bones pleading for a glass of milk."
– Bridger Winegar
"Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults."
– Mitch Hedberg
“Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius.”
― Heather Brewer
“Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!”
― Madeline Oles
“When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets because stressed spelled backward is desserts.”
― Unknown
“Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.”
― Amy Neftzger
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