"In these difficult times, when so many people are having trouble finding enough to eat, we are extending the “five-second rule” to a full ten seconds."
– Ron Piraro
“When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets because stressed spelled backward is desserts.”
― Unknown
"I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon."
— Ellen DeGeneres
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
— Mark Twain
“The only clubs I’m interested in are sandwiches.”
― Unknown
"I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge."
— Unknown
“My mind says ‘abs’ but my heart says ‘cheese fries’.”
― Unknown
"A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze."
— Stephen King
“There’s no “we” in ice cream.”
― Unknown
"I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food."
– Erma Bombeck
“I thought I’d become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much.”
― Chelsea Handler
“I have a passion for not cooking.”
― Unknown
"There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."
— Kevin James
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."
– George Miller
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
— Charles M. Shulz
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.”
― Unknown
“I’m like Pacman when I’m at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.”
― Unknown
“Swiss cheese differs from Camembert by better ventilation.”
― Unknown
“The key to my heart looks a whole lot like a plate of pasta.”
― Unknown
“Being a beaver is nice, if you’re hungry you just eat a piece of your home.”
― Unknown
"I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food."
— Unknown
"I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts"
– Beverly Sills
“I believe it’s a cook’s moral obligation to add more butter given the chance.”
― Michael Ruhlman
“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.”
― Erma Bombeck
“When life hands you lemons, give them back. You deserve chocolate.”
― Unknown
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again."
— George Miller
"As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."
— Buddy Hackett
“The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating.”
— John Walters
"I'll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a mustache."
— Niles Crane
“You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.”
― Unknown
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