“My mind says ‘abs’ but my heart says ‘cheese fries’.”
― Unknown
"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."
— Totie Fields
“Don’t believe everything fortune cookies tell you. Just because they’re sweet doesn’t mean they’re right.”
― Unknown
“I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.”
― Unknown
"I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food."
– Erma Bombeck
"Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face."
— Enrico Caruso
“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.”
― Bill Murray
“A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.”
― Unknown
"I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge."
— Unknown
"The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!"
— Terry Moore
"After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."
— Oscar Wilde
“A pizza slice a day keeps sadness away.”
― Jet Paacal
“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.”
― Henny Youngman
"There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."
— Kevin James
"I'm not sure how the average American would differentiate National Dessert Day from any other day."
– Andy Borowitz
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
— Charles M. Shulz
"I'll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a mustache."
— Niles Crane
“The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating.”
— John Walters
“Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.”
― Unknown
“All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.”
― Unknown
“Another day, another 13,000 calories.”
— Andy Lassner
“The only clubs I’m interested in are sandwiches.”
― Unknown
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.”
― Unknown
"An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."
— Will Rogers
“I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.”
― Unknown
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
– J.R.R. Tolkien
“I want to tell you about the "sausage principle." The theory says, "If you love something, never try to find out how it is done."”
― Unknown
“Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.”
― Unknown
"Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments."
— Bethenny Frankel
"Never eat more than you can lift."
— Miss Piggy
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