“Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
― Anthony Bourdain
“When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets because stressed spelled backward is desserts.”
― Unknown
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.”
― Unknown
"I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning."
– John Barrymore
“Being a beaver is nice, if you’re hungry you just eat a piece of your home.”
― Unknown
"When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight."
— Yogi Berra
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
— Charles M. Shulz
“I’m like Pacman when I’m at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.”
― Unknown
"I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food."
– Erma Bombeck
“You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.”
― Unknown
"Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!"
— Roald Dahl
“A pizza slice a day keeps sadness away.”
― Jet Paacal
"After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."
— Oscar Wilde
“The key to my heart looks a whole lot like a plate of pasta.”
― Unknown
“How do I like my eggs? In a cake.”
― Unknown
"As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."
— Buddy Hackett
"If I hold a can of soda up to my ear and listen carefully, I can hear my bones pleading for a glass of milk."
– Bridger Winegar
“Every day is National Donut Day if you put your mind to it.”
― Unknown
“Nutrition labels should include a “What if I ate the whole thing” section.”
― Unknown
“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.”
― Bill Murray
“When life hands you lemons, give them back. You deserve chocolate.”
― Unknown
“I believe it’s a cook’s moral obligation to add more butter given the chance.”
― Michael Ruhlman
"Never order barbecue in a place that also serves quiche."
— Lewis Grizzard
“Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.”
― Unknown
“I have a passion for not cooking.”
― Unknown
"Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup."
— Henry James
"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans."
— Ronald Reagan
"We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie."
– David Mamet
"There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."
— Kevin James
“I thought about losing weight once, but I don’t like losing.”
― Unknown
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