“Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
― Anthony Bourdain
“The key to my heart looks a whole lot like a plate of pasta.”
― Unknown
“All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.”
― Unknown
"When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight."
— Yogi Berra
"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon."
— Doug Larson
“I’m glad I don’t have to hunt my own food, I don’t even know where sandwiches live.”
― Unknown
“Another day, another 13,000 calories.”
— Andy Lassner
"As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."
— Buddy Hackett
"Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments."
— Bethenny Frankel
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
— Orson Welles
"I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon."
— Ellen DeGeneres
“I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.”
― Unknown
“I have a passion for not cooking.”
― Unknown
“A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.”
― Unknown
"I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food."
— Unknown
"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."
— Joss Whedon
"Never trust a skinny cook."
– Iain Hewitson
"I'm not sure what makes pepperoni so good if it's the pepper or the oni."
— Ulrik Stephens
"Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken."
— Jonathan Swift
“Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat—that’s bad for you!”
— Tom Smothers
“Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.”
― Dean Koontz
“I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.”
― Unknown
"Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We're supposed to be exercising."
— Meg Cabot
“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.”
― Henny Youngman
“You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.”
― Unknown
“Abs are temporary. Chocolate is forever.”
― Unknown
“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.”
― Bill Murray
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
– Rita Rudner
“The only clubs I’m interested in are sandwiches.”
― Unknown
“Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius.”
― Heather Brewer