"I'll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a mustache."
— Niles Crane
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
— Barbara Johnson
"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."
— Joss Whedon
“Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.”
― Bill Murray
"A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze."
— Stephen King
"Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!"
— Roald Dahl
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz
"If I hold a can of soda up to my ear and listen carefully, I can hear my bones pleading for a glass of milk."
– Bridger Winegar
“Every day is National Donut Day if you put your mind to it.”
― Unknown
“I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.”
― Unknown
“I want to tell you about the "sausage principle." The theory says, "If you love something, never try to find out how it is done."”
― Unknown
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
— Jim Davis
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.”
― Unknown
“There’s no “we” in ice cream.”
― Unknown
"Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face."
— Enrico Caruso
“Nutrition labels should include a “What if I ate the whole thing” section.”
― Unknown
"The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!"
— Terry Moore
“A pizza slice a day keeps sadness away.”
― Jet Paacal
"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."
— Totie Fields
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
— Charles M. Shulz
"Never order barbecue in a place that also serves quiche."
— Lewis Grizzard
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."
– Ernestine Ulmer
“If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?”
― Unknown
“When life hands you lemons, give them back. You deserve chocolate.”
― Unknown
“Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.”
― Andrew W.K.
“A party without a cake is really just a meeting.”
― Julia Child
"Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We're supposed to be exercising."
— Meg Cabot
"Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken."
— Jonathan Swift
"Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos."
– Don Kardong
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
— Mark Twain
Go to BabaMail
