"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
“Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.”
"Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-brake on."
- Maxwell Maltz
"Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery."
- Douglas Horton
“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.”
– George Carlin
“Road trips required a couple of things: a well-balanced diet of caffeine, salt, and sugar and an excellent selection of tunes—oh, and directions.”
– Jenn McKinlay
“Road Trips: Because they’re cheaper than therapy.”
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
– Erma Bombeck
“How did my driving test go? You could say I mailed it!”
“Yes officer I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you.”
“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.”
— Dudley Moore
“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.”
— Mac McCleary
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
– Steven Wright
"Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second."
– Steven Tyler
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
– George Carlin
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
— Albert Einstein
“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.”
– Tom Lichtenheld