You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I like the way you espresso yourself.
You're such a TEAse.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Hello there, how do you brew?
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
I’m soy into you.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
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