Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
I’m soy into you.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
You're such a TEAse.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Hello there, how do you brew?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
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