Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I’m soy into you.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
You're such a TEAse.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Hello there, how do you brew?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
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