Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I’m soy into you.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Hello there, how do you brew?
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
You're such a TEAse.
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