Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?