Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
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