Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
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