When are you going to invite me to church?
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
God was just showing off when he made you.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.