I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
There’s snow one like you.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
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