So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
When are you going to invite me to church?
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
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