I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
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