Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
God was just showing off when he made you.
When are you going to invite me to church?
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
There’s snow one like you.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
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