Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
When are you going to invite me to church?
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
God was just showing off when he made you.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
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