If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!