Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?