Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Are you a model?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
I want you more than I want world peace.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?