Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Someone said you were looking for me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
I've only got three months to live.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Are you a model?
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
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