If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Are you a model?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Someone said you were looking for me.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
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