Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
I've only got three months to live.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Are you a model?
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I want you more than I want world peace.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
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