I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
I've only got three months to live.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Someone said you were looking for me.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Are you a model?
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
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