Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Someone said you were looking for me.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I want you more than I want world peace.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
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