Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Someone said you were looking for me.
I've only got three months to live.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Are you a model?
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
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