Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I've only got three months to live.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Someone said you were looking for me.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
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