Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
I've only got three months to live.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Are you a model?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Someone said you were looking for me.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
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