Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.