Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Are you a barista? I like you a latte