Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.