Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
So how many cats do you have?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
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