Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
So how many cats do you have?
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
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