Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Will you go penguin sledding with me?