I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
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