I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
You had me at ruff.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.