If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
You had me at ruff.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
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