What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You had me at ruff.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
How about we get down to monkey business?
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.