Why did the neuron like to sleep in the top bunk bed? It wanted to have a high resting potential.
An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school? Axon terminal.
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor? "Hey kid, you've got potential."
Why did the action potential cross the optic chiasm? To get to the other side.
The Perfect Car for His Wife
A man walks into a car dealership. A salesman greets him at the door and after some chatting they end up taking a car for a test drive.
“This car is so quiet sir” exclaims the salesman “the ride is calm and relaxing”.
The man shakes his head “No, I’m buying this car for my wife and I certainly wouldn’t describe her as the ‘quiet and calm’ type”.
The salesman quickly transfers his potential buyer to another car. “Then perhaps this would be more her style! This car is quick, sleek and agile”.
The man sighs “no, my wife is certainly not the ‘sleek’ type by any means.”
Frustrated, the salesman transfers the man to a third car, a sure winner. “Now sir, I happen to know this car is very popular. Nearly every man who has been here has taken it for a test drive-“