“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein