“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
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“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
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"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous