Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Honestly, I really lilac you.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Let’s put our tulips together.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
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