Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.