Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.