Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.