John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
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