Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY