Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
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