"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
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