"It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning."
— H.G. Wells
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
— Glen Cook
“Why do they call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a troll.”
– Unknown
“Why can’t the morning news ever say ‘Today has been canceled, now go back to sleep.”
– Unknown
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, “Did you sleep good?” I said, “No, I made a few mistakes.”
– Steven Wright
“A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…”
– Unknown
“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."
— Robert Heinlein
“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.”
— Moss Hart
"Work out in the morning, before your brain figures out what you’re doing."
– Unknown
“When late morning rolls around and you’re feeling a bit out of sorts, don’t worry; you’re probably just a little eleven o’clockish.”
– Unknown
"I can rise and shine, just not at the same time."
– Unknown
"The easiest time to fall asleep is just after turning off the alarm clock."
– Unknown
“Good Morning! Open your mouth wide! I’ll just keep going and put that coffee right in there!”
– Unknown
"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake."
— Lewis Black
“Help…I’ve ran out of weekend!”
– Unknown
"The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me."
— Uknown
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
– Mickey Nice
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
— Jean Kerr
“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.”
— James Lileks
"In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs."
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
“There is nowhere morning does not go.”
– Leah Hager Cohen
"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." — David Lynch
“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
– Unknown
“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.”
— James Marsden
“Luckily, today has been canceled. Go back to bed.”
– Unknown
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