“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.”
— Punit Ghadge
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
— Jean Kerr
"Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it." — Richard Whately
“I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!”
– Unknown
“Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day.”
— Terry Pratchett
"Woke up this morning with a terrific urge to lie in bed all day and read."
– Raymond Carver
“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
– Unknown
“Why do they call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a troll.”
– Unknown
“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."
— Robert Heinlein
"Every morning is good; it’s not his fault that someone didn’t sleep well."
– Unknown
"My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door."
— Willie Geist
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
— J.R.R. Tolkien
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, “Did you sleep good?” I said, “No, I made a few mistakes.”
– Steven Wright
"People who say “Good morning” should be forced to prove it."
– Unknown
“When late morning rolls around and you’re feeling a bit out of sorts, don’t worry; you’re probably just a little eleven o’clockish.”
– Unknown
"I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee."
– Terri Guillemets
"I can rise and shine, just not at the same time."
– Unknown
"It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning."
— H.G. Wells
“I need to get up; my coffee needs me.”
— Unknown
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
— Robert Frost
“There is nowhere morning does not go.”
– Leah Hager Cohen
"In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs."
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
— Tony Smite
"Work out in the morning, before your brain figures out what you’re doing."
– Unknown
"I always write “Wake Up” on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day."
– Unknown
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