"People who say “Good morning” should be forced to prove it."
– Unknown
“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.”
— Marlo Thomas
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
— J.R.R. Tolkien
"I always write “Wake Up” on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day."
– Unknown
"Work out in the morning, before your brain figures out what you’re doing."
– Unknown
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
– Mickey Nice
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
— Jean Kerr
“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.”
— James Marsden
"Woke up this morning with a terrific urge to lie in bed all day and read."
– Raymond Carver
"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." — David Lynch
"Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness."
— Nanea Hoffman
“A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…”
– Unknown
"I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning”. If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people."
– Unknown
“She says you’re not awake until you’re actually out of bed and standing up.”
– Richelle Mead
"Do you wake up as I do, having forgotten what it is that hurts or where, until you move?"
– Jeanette Winterson
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
— Tony Smite
“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.”
— Moss Hart
"The easiest time to fall asleep is just after turning off the alarm clock."
– Unknown
"The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me."
— Uknown
“Good Morning! Open your mouth wide! I’ll just keep going and put that coffee right in there!”
– Unknown
"When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.”
— Crystal Woods
“Why do they call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a troll.”
– Unknown
“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
– Unknown
“Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day.”
— Terry Pratchett
“Luckily, today has been canceled. Go back to bed.”
– Unknown
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