Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Baby, you rock my world!
I love all of your stratified layers!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
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