Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Baby, you rock my world!
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.