Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Baby, you rock my world!
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!