There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Baby, you rock my world!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
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