“When I’m under stress, I do yoga. It’s when I’m happiest that I have a problem with junk food.” — Britney Spears
"Yoga is a way of getting totally drunk – not on alcohol but on life."
- Sadhguru
“If you think I’m funny now, you should see me when I miss Yoga.” — Anonymous
"One meditator to another: Are you not thinking what I’m not thinking?" – Unknown
“I really regret going to a Yoga class today… said no one ever.” — Unknown
“Yoga is 99% waste removal” — T.K.V Desikachar
“Yoga is not about tightening your ass. It’s about getting your head out of it.” — Eric Paskel
“Namastay 6 feet away.” – Unknown
“I got chucked out of yoga class after misinterpreting Half-Moon Pose.” – Unknown
“Sign for a beginner’s yoga class: Enquire Within.” – Unknown
“I remember when yoga was called Twister.” – Unknown
“You are one yoga class away from a good mood.” – Unknown
“Keep calm and ommm… nonommm…” — Anonymous
“An instructor once gave the following cue in yoga class: “Relax your pancreas.” I don’t even know where my pancreas is, never mind how to relax it! I giggled for the rest of the class.” – Mel Farrimond
“When Chuck Norris does yoga, the sun salutes him.” – Unknown
“Yoga class? I thought you said ‘pour a glass’.” – Unknown
“I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace.” – Terri Guillemets
“A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves.” — Terri Guillemets
“A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles” — Emma Mildon
“I do an hour’s yoga and go running everyday. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, pot bellied idiot — and I thought I had turned into this superhunk!” — Chris Martin
“When in doubt, yoga it out.” – Unknown
“Today’s good mood is sponsored by yoga.” – Unknown
All my friends complaint about not feeling good, and are freaking out about their lives, and I’m just like, “There’s Yoga pose for that!” — Unknown
"It's funny when people think 'yoga people' are supposed to be calm. No. We're all here because we're nuts." — Unknown
“What Yoga really is… Spending an entire hour trying not to fart.”— Anonymous
“I do Yoga to relieve stress… Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants.” — Anonymous
“I'm not napping this is savasana.”
- Berndt Vogel
“I meditate and do yoga. I sit cross-legged and try not to levitate too much.” – Jeremy Brett
“All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.” — Rory Freedman
“I talked to a wild group last night. I knew it the minute someone yelled ‘Louder!’ during the silent meditation. – Robert Orben”
"Is taco yoga a thing yet? Someone get on that."
- Chisty Lowe
“Somedays you eat salad and go do Yoga. Somedays you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. This is called balance.” — Unknown
“I only go to yoga to drink wine, so I’m good. I just throw the calories right back in.” – Kaley Cuoco
“I do yoga to burn off the crazy” — Anonymous