"Is taco yoga a thing yet? Someone get on that."
- Chisty Lowe
"Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head."
- Swami Satchidananda
"You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your sofa, not doing yoga."
- Grant Tucke
“I'm not napping this is savasana.”
- Berndt Vogel
"Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time."
– Sadhguru
“The only yoga stretch I've perfected is the yawn.”
- Grant Tucker.
“Medidation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google.” — Inner Balance Wear
“Yoga is 99% waste removal” — T.K.V Desikachar
“I do Yoga to relieve stress… Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants.” — Anonymous
All my friends complaint about not feeling good, and are freaking out about their lives, and I’m just like, “There’s Yoga pose for that!” — Unknown
“I do yoga so that I can stay flexible enough to kick my own arse if necessary.” — Betsy Cañas Garmon
“I think yoga should be for everyone, not just the folks who change their name to something Hindu.” — Tara Stiles
“I think there should be holy war against yoga classes.” — Werner Herzog
“Let’s face it, I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women.” — Adam Levine
“A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves.” — Terri Guillemets
“Yoga is almost like music in a way; there’s no end to it.” — Sting
“Yoga is too slow.” — Rob Gronkowski
“I really regret going to a Yoga class today… said no one ever.” — Unknown
“I’ve always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs.” — Katya Zamolodchikova
“When I’m under stress, I do yoga. It’s when I’m happiest that I have a problem with junk food.” — Britney Spears
“A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles” — Emma Mildon
“Smiling is mouth yoga.” — Thich Nhat Hanh
“I love yoga, but the namaste thing only takes you so far.” — Jillian Michaels
“I do yoga to burn off the crazy” — Anonymous
“Yoga is not about tightening your ass. It’s about getting your head out of it.” — Eric Paskel
“Keep calm and ommm… nonommm…” — Anonymous
“All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.” — Rory Freedman
“I do an hour’s yoga and go running everyday. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, pot bellied idiot — and I thought I had turned into this superhunk!” — Chris Martin
“If you think I’m funny now, you should see me when I miss Yoga.” — Anonymous
“Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon.” — Anonymous
“Somedays you eat salad and go do Yoga. Somedays you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. This is called balance.” — Unknown
"It's funny when people think 'yoga people' are supposed to be calm. No. We're all here because we're nuts." — Unknown
“Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.” — Unknown
“What Yoga really is… Spending an entire hour trying not to fart.”— Anonymous