Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you.” – Zig Ziglar
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.” — William Faulkner
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” — Groucho Marx
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
~ Douglas Adams
“It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children."
~ Alan Alda
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
“God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."
~ Bill Watterson
“My job is fun! I should change this line once in a while. My brain has started to realize that I am lying to it every morning."
~ Anonymous
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
“A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.” – Fats Domino
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself."
~ Anonymous
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“Getting paid to sleep… that’s my dream job.” –Unknown
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” – Anonymous
“Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way."
~ Homer Simpson
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.” — Homer Simpson
“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” – Sam Ewing
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
~ Ray Kroc
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” — Niels Bohr
"The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office."
~ George Bernard Shaw
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen