“I would sooner be prime minister of the moon than run another marathon. I’ve been really lucky. I didn’t have any toenails fall off or anything disgusting like that. I still have all three nipples.”
– Ryan Reynolds, actor
"Run. Because zombies will eat the untrained ones first."
From the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide
"Your sweat is your fat crying. Keep it up."
From a runner's T-shirt
"Run like hell and get the agony over with."
Clarence DeMar
"Finland has produced so many brilliant distance runners because back home it costs $2.50 a gallon for gas."
Esa Tikkannen
"Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed."
Charles Schulz
"Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run."
Jumbo Elliot
“I go running when I have to. Like when the ice cream truck is doing sixty.” – Wendy Liebman
"Running won't solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework."
Unknown
"I believe that the good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street."
Neil Armstrong
"How do you know if someone ran a marathon? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you."
Jimmy Fallon
"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass."
Martin Mull
"I don't believe in jogging. It extending your life, but by about the same amount of time you spend jogging."
Marshall Brickman
“Marathoners: Life is too easy. I must find a way to make it much much harder.”
-Glennon Doyle, best-selling author
"Run like there's a hot guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you."
Unknown
"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back."
Franklin Jones
“Running a marathon takes balls, other sports just play with them.” – Unknown
"Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second."
William James
"I run so my goals in life will continue to get bigger instead of my belly."
Bill Kirby
"It is true that speed kills. In distance running, it kills anyone who does not have it."
Brooks Johnson
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