"If you run 100 miles a week, you can eat anything you want. Why? Because (a) you'll burn all the calories you consume, (b) you deserve it, and (c) you'll be injured soon and back on a restricted diet anyway."
Don Kardong
"I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups."
Rita Rudner
"I love running cross country. On a track, I feel like a hamster."
Robin Williams
"Run like there's a hot guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you."
Unknown
“Oh yes I will work out today. I will work out a way to avoid running for a stupid cause.”
Stanley from The Office
“Running a marathon takes balls, other sports just play with them.” – Unknown
"Remember, the second most important thing to choosing the right shoe is choosing the left one."
Unknown
"Run like hell and get the agony over with."
Clarence DeMar
“I would sooner be prime minister of the moon than run another marathon. I’ve been really lucky. I didn’t have any toenails fall off or anything disgusting like that. I still have all three nipples.”
– Ryan Reynolds, actor
“Don’t be a jogger, they’re the one’s who find dead bodies.” – Amanda Brooks
"Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run."
Jumbo Elliot
“I go running when I have to. Like when the ice cream truck is doing sixty.” – Wendy Liebman
"It is true that speed kills. In distance running, it kills anyone who does not have it."
Brooks Johnson
"I go running when I have to. Like when the ice cream truck is doing sixty."
Wendy Liebman
"Running won't solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework."
Unknown
"Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second."
William James
"A good run is like a cup of coffee. I'm much nicer after I've had one."
Unknown
"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back."
Franklin Jones
"Slow runners make fast runners look good. Thank you."
From the back of a T-shirt
"Running makes me feel less like I want to kill people."
From a runner's T-shirt
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