"Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet."
Unknown
"Slow runners make fast runners look good. Thank you."
From the back of a T-shirt
"If you run 100 miles a week, you can eat anything you want. Why? Because (a) you'll burn all the calories you consume, (b) you deserve it, and (c) you'll be injured soon and back on a restricted diet anyway."
Don Kardong
“Marathoners: Life is too easy. I must find a way to make it much much harder.”
-Glennon Doyle, best-selling author
"It's rude to count people as you pass them. Out loud."
From an Adidas ad
"If found on ground, please drag to finish line."
From a runner's T-shirt
"Running makes me feel less like I want to kill people."
From a runner's T-shirt
"Run like you stole something."
Unknown
"If you start to feel good during an ultra, don't worry, you will get over it."
Gene Thibeault
“Oh yes I will work out today. I will work out a way to avoid running for a stupid cause.”
Stanley from The Office
"It's a hill. Get over it."
From a runner's T-shirt
"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back."
Franklin Jones
"Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second."
William James
"Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed."
Charles Schulz
"I don't believe in jogging. It extending your life, but by about the same amount of time you spend jogging."
Marshall Brickman
"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass."
Martin Mull
"How do you know if someone ran a marathon? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you."
Jimmy Fallon
“I go running when I have to. Like when the ice cream truck is doing sixty.” – Wendy Liebman
"There are many challenges to long distance running, but one of the greatest is the question of where to put one’s house keys."
Gabrielle Zevin
“Running a marathon takes balls, other sports just play with them.” – Unknown
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