"If you feel bad at 10 miles, you're in trouble. If you feel bad at 20 miles, you're normal. If you don't feel bad at 26 miles, you're abnormal."
Rob de Castella
"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."
Erma Bombeck
"Your sweat is your fat crying. Keep it up."
From a runner's T-shirt
"I believe that the good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street."
Neil Armstrong
"Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet."
Unknown
"I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups."
Rita Rudner
"A good run is like a cup of coffee. I'm much nicer after I've had one."
Unknown
"It's rude to count people as you pass them. Out loud."
From an Adidas ad
"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass."
Martin Mull
"Running makes me feel less like I want to kill people."
From a runner's T-shirt
"Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run."
Jumbo Elliot
"It's a hill. Get over it."
From a runner's T-shirt
“Running: Cheaper than therapy.”
-seen on runner’s T-shirt
"It's unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see someone running. I know that when I see someone running on my street, my instincts tell me to let the dog go after him."
Mike Royko
"Life is short. Running makes it seem longer."
Baron Hansen
"It is true that speed kills. In distance running, it kills anyone who does not have it."
Brooks Johnson
"Runner's logic: I'm tired. Let me go for a run."
Unknown
"I run so my goals in life will continue to get bigger instead of my belly."
Bill Kirby
"I don't believe in jogging. It extending your life, but by about the same amount of time you spend jogging."
Marshall Brickman
"If the hill has its own name, then it's probably a pretty tough hill."
Marty Stern
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