"Your sweat is your fat crying. Keep it up."
From a runner's T-shirt
"It's a hill. Get over it."
From a runner's T-shirt
Step one to running a marathon: You run. There is no step two.
-Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)
"If the hill has its own name, then it's probably a pretty tough hill."
Marty Stern
"Run like there's a hot guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you."
Unknown
“I go running when I have to. Like when the ice cream truck is doing sixty.” – Wendy Liebman
"I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups."
Rita Rudner
"Run like hell and get the agony over with."
Clarence DeMar
"It's unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see someone running. I know that when I see someone running on my street, my instincts tell me to let the dog go after him."
Mike Royko
"If found on ground, please drag to finish line."
From a runner's T-shirt
"Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet."
Unknown
"If you feel bad at 10 miles, you're in trouble. If you feel bad at 20 miles, you're normal. If you don't feel bad at 26 miles, you're abnormal."
Rob de Castella
"Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television."
Victoria Wood
"How do you know if someone ran a marathon? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you."
Jimmy Fallon
"Running won't solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework."
Unknown
"There are many challenges to long distance running, but one of the greatest is the question of where to put one’s house keys."
Gabrielle Zevin
"It is true that speed kills. In distance running, it kills anyone who does not have it."
Brooks Johnson
"Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run."
Jumbo Elliot
"I go running when I have to. Like when the ice cream truck is doing sixty."
Wendy Liebman
"Running makes me feel less like I want to kill people."
From a runner's T-shirt
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