"I live in a mad house run by a tiny army that I made myself." — Anonymous
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.”
– Deborah Kerr
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.”
-Russell Baker
"It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for."
- Will Rogers
"In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs."
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
“Aquarians are sort of unorthodox, original people — sort of wack, witty mad-caps who refuse to follow the crowd and go their own way.”
— Joanna Martine Woolfolk
“No matter how much time you spend reading books or following your intuition, you’re gonna screw it up. Fifty times. You can’t do parenting right.”
- Alan Arkin.
“The happiness of the bee and the dolphin is to exist. For man, it is to know that and to wonder at it.”
- Jacques Yves Cousteau.
“I think the perfect gift to give anyone in the winter is a heated toilet seat.”
"Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag."
― Jay Leno
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
"Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse."
If there were no God, there would be no atheists. -- G. K. Chesterton
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