"Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs."
- Fran Lebowitz
"I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel."
- Fran Lebowitz
“Sleeping bags are the most soft tacos of the bear’s world.”
"The closer you are to nature the further you are from idiots.”