“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin” –Mark Twain
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
“I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention." ~Ron Kittle
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today." ~ Herman Wouk
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache” – Mae West
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" ~ John Barrymore
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
"Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money." ~ Anonymous
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