“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back." ~Author Unknown
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.” – Rebecca Johnson
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." ~ Herbert Hoover
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin” –Mark Twain
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
“Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.” Max Asnas.
“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today." ~ Herman Wouk
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams
“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer." ~Author Unknown
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown