“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single” — Billy Crystal
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
“Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.” — Steven Wright
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
"Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to go shopping." ~ Bo Derek
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money." ~ Henny Youngman
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
"Don’t stay in bed unless you make money in bed." ~ George Burns
"We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~ Unknown
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr.
"If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars." ~ J. Paul Getty
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
"Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it." ~ William Somerset Maugham
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
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