“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.” —Addison H. Hallock
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache” – Mae West
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single” — Billy Crystal
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.” — Satchel Paige
“It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.” – Family Guy
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
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