“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
“Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.” - Taylor Meade
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
"Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to go shopping." ~ Bo Derek
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.” — Satchel Paige
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
"Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate." ~ Mark Twain
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache” – Mae West
"Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street." ~ Jay Leno
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today." ~ Herman Wouk
“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt” – Earl Wilson
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” - Jenny McCarthy
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
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