"In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom."
"Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does."
"Bury me next to a straight man."
"Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse."
"I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining."
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"