"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!"
"Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough"
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel."
"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"
"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook."
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."